Keith: Mouse, I am fucking livid you didn't wake me up for the walrus herd.
Keith: what did I see in '99?
Monty: a dead walrus
Keith: and what did I see in 2000?
Monty: probably a dead one.
Keith: What's the name of the area that we're fishing in?
Monty: I don't know. Wolly World.
Keith: I hate you.
Monty: okay, i guess I should've woken you up for the walrus herd.
[Keith proceeds to turn the boat around to where the crew saw the walrus herd]
[like, really? these guys sleep for 4 hours every 70 some odd hours. And this guy was seriously livid he didn't get woken up for a goddamn walrus herd. It might have been the most ridiculous scene I've ever watched. And I've seen every episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians]
the last part of getting a tattoo
hurts the most
tender and sweetly sore
legs like purple jelly stuck on the corner of your ex lovers mouth.
Agonizing scrapes tear
Through already wounded skin
Holding the failure behind clenched jaw teeth and solitary tongue
But then it is over. It is over. It is over.
Extinguished fire skin. The flame travels through open pores.
Reignited, I am.
the pain stops with the pen. And just like that, it’s done. Were done.
the post-rehearsal dinner scene in Rachel Getting Married hits reallllly close to home.
Explode by Uh Huh Her from their debut album Common Reaction.
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